First, Señor Adam will receive a tender tushy wipe with natures best, Huggies Gentle Care Sensitive baby wipes, then be escorted the natural springs of the wash room where he will be drawn a luxurious, lukewarm, bubble bath compliments of the bathroom sink. He feels oh so relaxed and tranquil as his mother dips his little physic into the agua pura. He thinks to himself, "This is the life...warm water, warm milk, and service at my every beck and cry. Heaven, I'm in Heaven...la, la, la, la, la @*&!!#..."
But wait! It's time to get out of his little haven of buoyancy and feel the chill of the open air. Aaaaah! Not to worry, the freshly pressed bath towel is quickly applied to his delicate skin which is now prepped and ready for it's daily moisturizing treatment. After Aveeno Baby with Natural Colloidal Oatmeal has been applied, the popular monkey under pant is strapped on to give comfort, ease, and most of all protection of the Family Jewels. Señor's wardrobe will consists of a one of a kind, cotton woven onesie with a choice of designer puppy, penguin, frog, farm animal or rock star PJ.
And last, but not least Jean-Claude Van Daddy rushes AW to his hairstyling salon. With a flick of the comb and a little spit and polish, our overly eccentric stylist gives his son a super star hair do.
But wait! It's time to get out of his little haven of buoyancy and feel the chill of the open air. Aaaaah! Not to worry, the freshly pressed bath towel is quickly applied to his delicate skin which is now prepped and ready for it's daily moisturizing treatment. After Aveeno Baby with Natural Colloidal Oatmeal has been applied, the popular monkey under pant is strapped on to give comfort, ease, and most of all protection of the Family Jewels. Señor's wardrobe will consists of a one of a kind, cotton woven onesie with a choice of designer puppy, penguin, frog, farm animal or rock star PJ.
And last, but not least Jean-Claude Van Daddy rushes AW to his hairstyling salon. With a flick of the comb and a little spit and polish, our overly eccentric stylist gives his son a super star hair do. You look fabulous darling. Simply FABULOUS!