First, Señor Adam will receive a tender tushy wipe with natures best, Huggies Gentle Care Sensitive baby wipes, then be escorted the natural springs of the wash room where he will be drawn a luxurious, lukewarm, bubble bath compliments of the bathroom sink. He feels oh so relaxed and tranquil as his mother dips his little physic into the agua pura. He thinks to himself, "This is the life...warm water, warm milk, and service at my every beck and cry. Heaven, I'm in Heaven...la, la, la, la, la @*&!!#..."
But wait! It's time to get out of his little haven of buoyancy and feel the chill of the open air. Aaaaah! Not to worry, the freshly pressed bath towel is quickly applied to his delicate skin which is now prepped and ready for it's daily moisturizing treatment. After Aveeno Baby with Natural Colloidal Oatmeal has been applied, the popular monkey under pant is strapped on to give comfort, ease, and most of all protection of the Family Jewels. Señor's wardrobe will consists of a one of a kind, cotton woven onesie with a choice of designer puppy, penguin, frog, farm animal or rock star PJ. 
And last, but not least Jean-Claude Van Daddy rushes AW to his hairstyling salon. With a flick of the comb and a little spit and polish, our overly eccentric stylist gives his son a super star hair do.
But wait! It's time to get out of his little haven of buoyancy and feel the chill of the open air. Aaaaah! Not to worry, the freshly pressed bath towel is quickly applied to his delicate skin which is now prepped and ready for it's daily moisturizing treatment. After Aveeno Baby with Natural Colloidal Oatmeal has been applied, the popular monkey under pant is strapped on to give comfort, ease, and most of all protection of the Family Jewels. Señor's wardrobe will consists of a one of a kind, cotton woven onesie with a choice of designer puppy, penguin, frog, farm animal or rock star PJ. 
And last, but not least Jean-Claude Van Daddy rushes AW to his hairstyling salon. With a flick of the comb and a little spit and polish, our overly eccentric stylist gives his son a super star hair do. You look fabulous darling. Simply FABULOUS!
7 comments:
Man, if only I could spend a relaxing day as a baby. I love the hairdo. Aaron should have gone to cosmetology school.
He is adorable!!! Loved the description of the spa... aren't these little guys just spoiled... I think we deserve a day at the spa too once in a while! :) (I never thought to use spit... I always used lotion to do GAvins hair)
You should be a writer!! That baby's got it made!! I used to put the towel in the dryer right before getting the baby out of the water, can you say SPOILED??? (Ok, so I still do it once in a while for my kiddos...)You're an awesome mom. Good thing Aaron DIDN'T go to hair school...
You guys are waaaayyyyy too funny.
Treasure those days when your babe still fits in the bathroom sink! Just today, we were looking at the girls' baby books and those days seem so far away. I love your description!
OK...Adam has luxury at its best! After nine months of "no cool duds" and no one to coiffure his locks, he deserves the Five-star Hotel treatment.
Where do you come up with things like that? Way too funny!!! All I know is I'm sure ready to hit the spa...I'll trade being 8 months pregnant for a day at the spa anytime!
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